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Friday, January 13, 2006

Funny! Thanks Educators. Parents get on your job.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school:
>
>
>"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school.
>In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please
>listen to all your options before making a selection:
>
>"To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
>
>"To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
>
>"To complain about what we do - Press 3
>
>"To swear at staff members - Press 4
>
>"To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
>your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
>
>"If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
>
>"If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
>
>"To request another teacher for the third time this year- Press 8
>
>"To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
>
>"To complain about school lunches - Press 0
>
>"If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
>accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
>homework, and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack
>of
>effort:
>
>Hang up and have a nice day!"
>
>
>If you can read this thank a teacher.
>If you are reading it in English thank a veteran.
>

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